They said it couldn't be done ....
Well it couldn't really so we came up with this.
Well to be honest we came up with something nearly 10 years ago and been runnin of it ever since really. Seemed like a great idea at the time.
Then became a good idea ..
Then a motherfucking cunt of an idea ...
Not so bad an idea now.
For any of you fucking lowlife's reading this that may have seen us making the large stage at the Iron Duke look like a cramped piss trough or at the Green Square negating the need for a PA or maybe in the Club 111 Swinger's Club Fluffer Lounge and not only happen to be reading this but have made an effort to get out of yer Jason (tm) recliners and continue going to local punk shows then cheers big ears seeya's at the bar.
This round's on you!
*review of said release from "Unbelievably Bad" zine
The Blurters
Dealing Drugs (Straight Up)
For the uninitiated, imagine Sir Jeff Clayton turfing the washboard in favour of a Hill’s Hoist. Picture V8 Falcon utes doing doughnuts in a Dixie cornfield. Or simply view the photos in this fuckin’ greatest hits disc from these long-running Sydney cunts - raised pints, flipped birds, mull plants and flannel shirts. The blazing ‘’20 Pages’’, the hilarious ‘’Hate Fuck’’ and the standout ‘’Dealing Drugs’’ capture the energy that is perhaps lacking in their slower, more plodding numbers. Running the lyrical scrum of everything from the ills of domestic violence to the joys of chemical revelry to the agony of alcohol induced heart burn; this is a blurred fun-ride down Enmore Road with a carton of VB, a few stick books, a Rose- Tattoo/Cocknoose mix-tape and the great Cosmic Commander riding shotgun. Whilst not a ride I would take regularly, I can’t help but enjoy it when I do. [Rhys Davies]
I'll have to check with the other legends in the band for comfirmation but I think this is the 2nd only all ages show we've ever done.Anyway Utopia records has decided to let us run rampant in the home of heavy metal ..m/ for half hour while they turn down the fucking Dio and Warrant over the stereo.See what happens hey? King's Court is close enough anyway.
We have a new single Solitaire available as a FREE download. All you gotta do is click the logo below. It will only take a few seconds and will go towards getting us some airplay. Thanks heaps and enjoy!
we are touring again, coming to a dodgy bar near you on our curiosity killed the capitalist tour. for the brissie kids just before we go - on the 30th Aug we have a gig on at east brissie bowls on riverfire night so come join us to listen to some great bands, enjoy genuine 1970's beer prices and the fire works!! only $5 entry!!
The Dayglo Abortions are playing 2 only Australian shows. They are
Thurs 10th July--Lucky Country Hotel--Newcastle **************************************** The Hyennas Chaos 69 Dayglo Abortions
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Friday 11th July--Landsdowne Hotel--Sydney--Free show *********************************************** The F1-Elevens(Gold Coast) (singer from Vicious's new Band) R*U*S*T The Corps Team Dickhead(Bris) The Ferry Road Disaster(Gold Coast) Dayglo Abortions
Hey there Friend:) We have Two new tracks up from our up and coming EP released on the 7th of May! Be awesome if you took the time to check us out! would mean the world!
Stay Human now has a shop. So if you want to check out what merch we can no for you, like tees, hoodies, badges, stickers etc then drop by. You can also make your own badges on the spot (0.50 cents each) using our machines and do cheap color printing of posters and flyers. Hope to see you.
-Rocket Shop address: Upstairs @ 77 bridge rd, Richmond, vic, 3121 For info: www. stayhuman. com. au
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